Here’s a little humor to brighten your day. The 150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever should provide a much needed laugh.
Among my favorites:
Objective: “career on the Information Supper Highway”
a resume… was printed on the back of the person’s current employer’s letterhead.
Candidate explained an arrest by stating, “We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.”
“I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”
You can check out the rest of the list here.