Let this be a lesson to you. If I can find your musings online, a recruiter can too. I hope you can learn what not to do from some of these examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

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Not even sure what this means, but it doesn’t sound good…

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It happens to the best of us, but don’t draw more attention to it on Twitter.

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No. Never.

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Does that mean you are excited?

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I would leave the bell bottoms and leg warmers at home too.

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Yes. Very.

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I bet the ink isn’t even dry on your job offer…

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Points for topical awareness!

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

Let this be a lesson to you. If I can find your musings online, a recruiter can too. I hope you can learn what not to do from some of these examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

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The clothes make the man…

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Shouldn’t you be doing this?

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FFFFUUUU is right!

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That depends on whether it’s true.

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Employers love motivated employees.

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Probably my favorite tweet of 2010 so far!

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When honesty isn’t the best policy…

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Something you should have thought about earlier…

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Your next boss will love this…

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I’m guessing that you are the “work from home” type…

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

Let this be a lesson to you. If I can find your musings online, a recruiter can too. I hope you can learn what not to do from some of these examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

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“A” for effort!

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But how are you going to pay for the apartment?

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Ed McMahon would be proud…

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Only if you are a surfer.

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Golden shoelaces are a great compliment to any outfit.

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*Facepalm* indeed…

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Yes.

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So much to say, so little space….

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Its amazing how interviews can get in the way of your “Dream Job” hunt.

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Well said…

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

Let this be a lesson to you. If I can find your musings online, a recruiter can too. I hope you can learn what not to do from some of these examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

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Go ahead…try it!

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Nothing says crazy like 20 cats…

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Both.

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I hate it when one person hogs all the interviews…

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Impressed that you want to be the night manager?

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It’s the natural order of things.

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What happens if you get the job but forget about it?

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Anger issues?

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Such is life. Suck it up.

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Yoga pants are better than no pants.

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

Let this be a lesson to you. If I can find your musings online, a recruiter can too. I hope you can learn what not to do from some of these examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

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Well, you’d certainly make an impression…

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Employers love well groomed candidates!

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A great lesson on the proper use of hashtags in a job hunt.

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So tell me, why do you want this job?

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Brutal combination…

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I did that once… I feel your pain.

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Wait. Shouldn’t you get another job before you quit?

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When in doubt, be ambiguous.

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I really hope you’re kidding…

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

Let this be a lesson to you. If I can find your musings online, a recruiter can too. I hope you can learn what not to do from some of these examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets.  Consider yourself warned!

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And your unemployment apparently.

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Good luck with that.

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Nothing says “Hire Me” like procrastination…

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…or a hangover.

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Have you tried Mensa?

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I guess you can take “Attention to Detail” off your resume.

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Just what every employer wants to see…reduced profit margins!

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Irony: Great for a laugh, bad for your job hunt.

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Not cool…

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What kind of beer?

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter,  Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

Let this be a lesson to you. If I can find your musings online, a recruiter can too. I hope you can learn what not to do from some of these examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

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I’d send your application just in case…

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Wait, I thought you were supposed to party AFTER the you got the job?

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Companies love candidates who are organized…

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No.

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So does unemployment.

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Sounds like she really wants the job…

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Hmmm…I’m sensing a trend….

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Yet, you had time to Tweet…

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One doesn’t.

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That just sucks…

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REALLY?????

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

Let this be a lesson to you. If I can find your musings online, a recruiter can too. I hope you can learn what not to do from some of these examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

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Just plain awesome. What can I say?

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Remember, most employers love their mother…

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99% not getting the job…

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I wonder how he will handle the “Why did you apply?” question?

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Gotta love multi-tasking…

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When regular applications fail, threats are always the second-best option.

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Live-Tweeting a job interiew and calling out the interviewer. Nice!

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I’ve got nothing on this one…

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Yes, if you are applying to be a porn star.

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Your “Popz” might be onto something…

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

Let this be a lesson to you. If I can find your musings online, a recruiter can too. I hope you can learn what not to do from some of these examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

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Seems like you have a track record of success…

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Maybe you will take your next job more seriously…

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Nothing like a comment on race to get in the employer’s good book…

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Perhaps you should tone down the desperation.

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You dedication to the task at hand says it all…

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No better way to impress an employer than to publicly reprimand them…

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There’s a fine line between confidence and narcissism…

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I can’t wait to see what Plan B is…

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You know what else they dig? A job…

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

Let this be a lesson to you. If I can find your musings online, a recruiter can too. I hope you can learn what not to do from some of these examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

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Nothing like a strong, confident candidate…

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You’re tweakinnn’ what?

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Don’t worry, he’s probably sick of you too.

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Not something I would admit in a public forum.

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Greed is good…just not in the job hunt.

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Apparently, it’s at least one more than you’ve currently written…

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I would suggest a different answer to the “why are you leaving” question.

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Desperation never works in an interview…

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Glad to hear it! I hope that the employer doesn’t see this…

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Actually, I think that term automatically disqualifies you…

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!