Archive for the ‘Worst Tweets’ Category

Once again it’s time to highlight some of the worst job hunting Tweets from the past week.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined  from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these poor job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets.  Consider yourself warned!

On with the show!
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And your unemployment apparently.

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Good luck with that.

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Nothing says “Hire Me” like procrastination…

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…or a hangover.

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Have you tried Mensa?

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I guess you can take “Attention to Detail” off your resume.

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Just what every employer wants to see…reduced profit margins!

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Irony: Great for a laugh, bad for your job hunt.

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Not cool…

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What kind of beer?

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter,  Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

Once again it’s time to highlight some of the worst job hunting Tweets from the past week.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these poor job hunters!

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

On with the show!

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I’d send your application just in case…

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Wait, I thought you were supposed to party AFTER the you got the job?

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Companies love candidates who are organized…

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No.

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So does unemployment.

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Sounds like she really wants the job…

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Hmmm…I’m sensing a trend….

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Yet, you had time to Tweet…

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One doesn’t.

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That just sucks…

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REALLY?????

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

It’s time once again to highlight some of the worst job hunting Tweets from the past week. I hope that you can learn what not to do from these examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these poor souls.

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

On with the show!

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Just plain awesome. What can I say?

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Remember, most employers love their mother…

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99% not getting the job…

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I wonder how he will handle the “Why did you apply?” question?

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Gotta love multi-tasking…

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When regular applications fail, threats are always the second-best option.

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Live-Tweeting a job interiew and calling out the interviewer. Nice!

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I’ve got nothing on this one…

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Yes, if you are applying to be a porn star.

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Your “Popz” might be onto something…

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!

It’s time once again to highlight some of the worst job hunting Tweets from the past week. I hope that you can learn what not to do from these “wonderful” examples.

As always, in order to provide (at least a little) anonymity, I have declined from posting the users name or linking to their Twitter account. No sense compounding the problems for these poor souls.

Beware! There is some off-color language in some of these tweets. Consider yourself warned!

On with the show!

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Seems like you have a track record of success…

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Maybe you will take your next job more seriously…

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Nothing like a comment on race to get in the employer’s good book…

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Perhaps you should tone down the desperation.

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You dedication to the task at hand says it all…

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No better way to impress an employer than to publicly reprimand them…

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There’s a fine line between confidence and narcissism…

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I can’t wait to see what Plan B is…

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You know what else they dig? A job…

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Don’t let this happen to you! Beware of what you post on Twitter, Facebook or any other social networking site. It may come back to haunt you!